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 Lähetetty: 17.8.2006, 9:22
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Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they ve forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You ve gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
" No way, " says the second. " By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food. "
" I promise I won t, " says the turtle. " Just hurry! "
Nine full days pass and there s still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, " I knew it! I m not f-cking going! " |
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